“Why yes, this is how she likes it!” Ok, I just grossed myself out with this comment.
Animatronic Antonio Banderas? $280,000
Real Antonio Banderas locked in your basement dungeon? Priceless.
“Hey, honey, see that bus?”
“She’s using her prehensile buttocks on me right now!”
he’s holding her up, she’s actually been dead for several years
They must have put her makeup on with a spackle knife to get her face so smooth
Well, they are still together.
I don’t think they bred…thank god.
They have a daughter.
What’s he doing to his mother there?
Weekend at Melanie’s.
That looks like a coat you’d wear in Alaska, not Las Vegas.
“Weekend at Antonio’s”
Ah, I finally caught you, Lassie! Now I’ll finally be able to teach you a lesson for stealin’ me Lucky Charms!
… he’s Spanish.
Like… VERY Spanish.
This is still happening?
Traveling Madame Tussaud ‘s exhibit?
Ci, I AM the most powerful necromancer in de world. Have a look at my latest creation!”
I wonder if he constantly imagines her to be Salma Hayek?
“And when I put my hand here I can make her smile! Now someone get me a glass of water – You’re going to see some freaky shit!”
Just pretend it is Salma Hayek.
I pretend everyone is Salma Hayek
I didn’t realize they were rebooting the Addams Family franchise.
“Ah. I seem to have found de, shall we say, puss in boots!”
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