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  1. Crissy

    “Why yes, this is how she likes it!” Ok, I just grossed myself out with this comment.

  2. EricLr

    Animatronic Antonio Banderas? $280,000

    Real Antonio Banderas locked in your basement dungeon? Priceless.

  3. “Hey, honey, see that bus?”

  4. JC

    “She’s using her prehensile buttocks on me right now!”

  5. neo_v

    he’s holding her up, she’s actually been dead for several years

  6. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    They must have put her makeup on with a spackle knife to get her face so smooth

  7. Cock Dr

    Well, they are still together.
    I don’t think they bred…thank god.

  8. What’s he doing to his mother there?

  9. Champ

    Weekend at Melanie’s.

  10. Carolyn

    That looks like a coat you’d wear in Alaska, not Las Vegas.

  11. SupaDupa

    “Weekend at Antonio’s”

  12. MarkM

    Ah, I finally caught you, Lassie! Now I’ll finally be able to teach you a lesson for stealin’ me Lucky Charms!

  13. kimmykimkim

    This is still happening?

  14. Traveling Madame Tussaud ‘s exhibit?

  15. Swearin

    Ci, I AM the most powerful necromancer in de world. Have a look at my latest creation!”

  16. I wonder if he constantly imagines her to be Salma Hayek?

  17. Codot

    “And when I put my hand here I can make her smile! Now someone get me a glass of water – You’re going to see some freaky shit!”

  18. El Jefe

    Just pretend it is Salma Hayek.

  19. RUINZ

    I pretend everyone is Salma Hayek

  20. Pipedreamer

    I didn’t realize they were rebooting the Addams Family franchise.

  21. Raoul

    “Ah. I seem to have found de, shall we say, puss in boots!”

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