When your gut starts to compete with your butt… NOT a good thing!

Oof.

That top is more pressurized than the International Space Station.

More like Tubby from the block, amirite?

GUNT!

GUNT!

Either too much arroz con pollo or not enough shopping in the “Bitch, it’s not 2001 anymore” store.

Boy Toy Casper must be feeding her when he should be fucking her.
I guess whatever gets her to the car dealership is the road he’s gonna take.

Cum belly for sure!

she’s still a very attractive woman but she needs to realize that shes 40 not 20

this is actually kinda re assuring…she looks NORMAL

Oh look, a giant chalupa wrapped in gold tin foil.

some chicks have muffin tops, this is a meat loaf top for sure

Lay off the queso, picante pants!

FUPA – Fat Upper Pussy Area

Whoever dressed her as a giant Werther’s Original is SO gonna get fired.

Jenny from the donut shop…

She looks great…especially after birthing twins. All the sit ups in the world will never get her back to her original shape. But, she needs to realize she’s older and doesn’t have the figure for this stuff anymore. Kinda pathetic trying to look like something you are not anymore.

Oohh, someone is getting fired for that muffin top!

Don’t be fooled by my muffin top
I’m still, I’m still Jenny from the block

JLow Standards.

Finally the golden pinata arrives for the party. Hit it with a stick!!

It’s the fifth teletubby.

There are lots of negative comments here. You’re all a bunch of Idiots!

brb I’m going to throw up my dinner, I don’t want to get fat you know.

Someone is going to get fired for not sending in the photoshopped pics to the celeb blogs.

I think J-Lo is simply gorgeous. And I like that tummy. It gives me one more thing to hang on to while I’m administering to her orally.

Goldust has always been my favorite wrestler.