Stephanie Seymour in New York City. (April 25, 2012)
Someone just left a Kardashian tutorial.
It’s how you land a $40 million reality show deal.
Dead guy on chest. Dead heart in chest.
Abiotic materials in chest for the win.
Did she just spot Boner-Boy?
“…makes a case for it’s immediate shutdown.” … should be its. The possessive form of its has no apostrophe !!
Shut up, Meg.
Your assertion is undisputed. While your peculiar proclivity toward triviality pertaining to linguistic transgressions necessitates my inevitable jocularity at your decrement.
Yeah, right, but isn’t that super-enlightened second sentence of yours still a fragment?
Meg – Who let you back into the house?
She’s trying to pull an Alicia Silverstone, but she doesn’t have food in her mouth…
You wrote that knowing some guy was gonna make a sausage joke. I love how your mind works.
i wanna make that face, but with her butthole in my mouth…
I love you, pimp. Call me.
i’ll make that face with your butthole too, kimmy!
Welcome to this week’s episode of Extreme Blowjob Face.
These lips are made for sucking, and that’s just what they’ll do,
one of these days these lips are gonna suck all over you…
I had just dropped my pants before the photo was taken….the next photo shows her laughing her ass off
This looks *just* like the RealDoll I had made of her.
“Hey Stephanie – what did you and your son do last night?”
I know this is just a lucky snapshot but I already have an entire porn flick built around it in my head.
Just one of the many lessons taught at the Kim Kardashian Kollege
BonerBoy just printed a full-size picture of the head and poked out the mouth.
It’s just like a Popsicle – just put your lips over your teeth and suck on it like a Popsicle.
Yep, a girl only gets that expression when she loves sucking a lot of d*ck. All my ex-girlfriends had that expression and it just makes her hotter.
Analysis: Her teeth are still out so she may be terrible at it. That expression looks like she goes at it for quite a while.
Black microphone in proximity…
She could suck the chrome off 22′ rims.
The moment she realised the divorce case wasn’t going her way, she knew there was no time like the present to start shaking that moneymaker.
That mexican goosed her.
I think that asian guy just stuck his finger up her butt
This is really below you. With LiLo and Kim and everyone else, you have to pick on someone due to an inopportune photograph taken of a pair of swim trunks? She’s an incredible woman who has shown herself not to be a shallow husk of a person, unlike most super models.
You must be new here.
I assume that her son Boner Boy just walked into her.
“So I said, ‘I’d give my left arm for a great pair of tits,’ and this guy says, ‘Well, as it happens I’m a plastic surgeon…'”
She no longer needs the weirding module.
That guy behind her must have a long one.
“That’s not BonerBoy behind me, is it?
That awkward moment when you realize you’ve just shit your pants in front of the paparazzi
So, I showed him this…and I got the job!!
I believe this is the international sign for a Kim Kardashian sighting.
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