1. Something something Colt 45 in the bag.

  2. I just made a deal that will keep the Budweiser Empire out of this liquor store forever.

  3. “Last night I had Leia all drunk wantin’ to do me.”

  4. cc

    Oh dear…he’s becoming the black Nick Nolte.


    Part II: “If they’re not gonna carry my Brush-In Color Gel for Mustache, I’m just gonna shave it off. Show them.”

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