superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    Relax everybody, where are they going to get an eye of newt?

  2. tom

    Exchanging tips about plastic surgery right?

  3. ThisWillHurt

    I’ll take “Women I Don’t Remember How They Looked When They Hot” for a thousand, Alex.

  4. ScotlandThe Brave

    Which one is which?

  5. There is easily a couple centuries worth of medical training between them… And I won’t even go into their ages…

  6. I’m convinced they’re both immortal. It’s only a matter of time before they’ll have to fight each other. There can be only one.

  7. Bob Hopeless

    Each one contains a higher percentage of plastic than a Happy Meal toy.

  8. It’s sweet that Cher brought her mom with her.

  9. Cock Dr

    Cher has embalmed herself. That must have been painful.

  10. cc

    AFI’s Night at the Movies at Madame Tussauds in Los Angeles

  11. Suddenly, I have an immense craving for an 84 year old pack of Doublemint gum!

  12. Expecto Patronum!

  13. both spent lots of money on plastic surgery. the one on the left turned out good. the one on the right… meh

  14. Smapdi

    Twinsies! They must buy their hair from the same needy family in India.

  15. tlmck

    That’s what old women do. They get together and color their hair.

  16. This is just weird.

  17. meh

    Cher would have looked so much better if she had just aged naturally.

  18. kravdan

    Botox Twins powers activate!

  19. AFI must stand for Ancient Female Impersonators.

  20. When are these women going to get a clue that long, straight hair parted down the middle does not make them look younger, in fact, it has the totally opposite effect.

  21. George P Burdell

    Best grandmother/great grandmother act in show business today. Oh, wait Chasity became Chaz and ended one of those lines.

  22. john

    The ghost of Christmas future.

  23. George P Burdell

    Demi getting the number for the doctor who transformed Chaz to slip into Rumor’s birthday card.

  24. T-Time

    Target announcement: “Discount on fake and plastic women, on aisle 3″.

  25. Jenn

    Mother and Crone waiting for the Maiden to arrive so they can perform sacrifice to the Dark One.

  26. dontkillthemessenger

    I’d fuck the chick on the left or the dude on the right before I’d fuck Rumor or Tallulah.

  27. What's that Smell

    Neither or them can smile, and the one on the left is green. I’m seriously creeped-out by this, and if I have any nightmares, I’m going to blame you, Fish Dude!

  28. It’s pretty obvious they use the same hair dye. Do you suppose they use the same feminine hygiene spray?

  29. total age about 120 I believe

  30. They’re like the hot rod Model A coupes you see on cruise night. They look good, but there’s hardly any original parts left.

  31. QuayFortuna

    The moai statues on Easter Island have perplexed scholars for centuries.

  32. The extended ending to “Death Becomes Her” includes a peek at what was under their veils.

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