superficial

  1. Is her next single “Shit on my lap”?

  2. Subtle, isn’t she?

  3. I was wondering what kind of lumpy dick sticks out of someones thigh, then I realized she’s shitting on him.

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “Wow, this is the greatest lap dance I’ve ever had . . . what’s that smell? Did you just- What is that? Are you- Right now? What the fuck? I never wanted- Gah! It touched me! I want my 5 dollars back!”

  5. cc

    This concert was in Germany?

  6. No, Mom! No Schiza!

  7. That’s the same Valentine’s day card that I sent my mother!

  8. “What you’re feeling down there there is actually my hand my hand…wrapped around my raging boner.”

  9. Smapdi

    First Beyonce, now Pink? This pooping on stage idea is really taking off!

  10. j/k

    Yo that’s some David Blaine shit right there! That shadow in the chair is clearly her giant cock but there she is standing right in front of me!

  11. Who the hell pays to see this untalented garbage?

  12. This is how Karl Marx spends every Valentine’s day. True story!

  13. I really want you all to be wrong about w

  14. I really want you all to be wrong about what is happening here.

  15. Jenn

    So..love stinks is that the reference?

  16. RizzotheRat

    Well I guess this answers a question that has plagued us for decades- out of all the second rate Muppets which one is really into getting shit on by an androgynous celebrity? It’s Beaker, it’s definitely Beaker.

  17. Pink performing for one of the Muppets.

  18. Oz Matters

    Pink doing brown.

  19. Pink’s into scat now.

  20. cc

    Performing her new song ‘Metamucil’

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