Wet floor? Around a swimming pool? Heavens!
People have sued for less.
Either needs a hedge trimmer down there or she has a huge cock.
Option 2 is most likely.
Honey, fart underwater, bubbles are funny.
There’s no need to fear, Underboob is here!
Fuck yes! Also, we’re old.
Nice. Slim, tan, reasonably fit, nice knockers.
Put her in an envelope and send her to me. I’ll do the rest.
“Good news everyone! The body transplant was a success!”
— Professor Farnsworth.
That’s not CeeLo Green… wait. Stupid dyslexia.
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