superficial

  1. “Good buddy”

  2. Wow, how about Gay and GAYER

  3. Good buddy? Catcher? Bottom?

  4. They just met on Tinder.

  5. “So then Chad told Steve that he knew about tricking with the cater waiter at Baz’s party, and that bitch still tried to deny it to his face.”

    “OH NO SHE DIDN’T!”

  6. Oscar Wilde only *wished* he was that gay.

  7. fred

    In the ages old conundrum of whether it’s one or two fingers in the anus to stimulate the most pleasure, Joe’s “buddy” makes an argument for one.

  8. Yeah, totally straight.

  9. “Come on Joe…Just put them in my hand.”
    *Joe pulls out car keys from pocket*

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