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  1. Leering at the crotch of the guy behind you isn’t going to make those gay rumors go away, Ian.

  2. He and Rob Lowe probably have the same problems.

  3. “Tell me how beautiful I am again.”

  4. Not in picture: the world’s largest parakeet mirror.

  5. Marketing Mike

    I’ve heard his middle name is “Flaming”

  6. kevolution

    Looking at Maria’s pooper. Or Mario’s.

  7. “Hey kid…If you keep kicking my chair. I’m going to make both your parents blow me!”

  8. Mama Pinkus

    he’s a cross between Rob Lowe and Ty Pennington

  9. “I want to be on you.” ~Moe

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