These “Golden Gods” must be made in Buddha’s image.
The ’90’s called. They want their assholes back.
funny. but 80’s.
“I thought you were dead?”
“So did I”
Both, simultaneously: “You’ve really let yourself go!”
One hides his baldness with a bandanna and hat, the other one with a wig.
The Doublechin Twins.
So is Nicolas Cage the Axl Rose of acting or is Axl Rose the Nicolas Cage of rock?
“As last year’s winner, I’m very proud to have the opportunity to present the ‘Hair Club for Men Customer of the Year Award’ to my friend, Nicolas Cage.”
beat me to it
Face/Off 2: Faces of Death.
“You’re in the carbohydrates baby….you’re gonna die!!!!”
If Betty White were available they could remake the Golden Girls.
They are propping each other up.
Is Axl wearing a hearing aid?
What was the award category? Bat-shit Crazy Lifetime Achievement?
Too much Hometown buffet.
“Golden Gods? Fuck! I could have sworn my agent said Golden Corral!”
Wait?!? No one told me they were remaking ‘Perfect Strangers.’
I would actually watch that show with these two.
Bums and Corpses.
Andrew Dice Cage
Didn’t you use to be thin?
Didn’t you use to have hair?
“You know, those beads aren’t suppose to go around your neck.”
“It’s okay…I’m an asshole.”
in 1987: “welcome to the jungle” and “paradise city” were at the top of the charts… “moonstruck” and “raising arizona” were ruling the box office… in 2014: nicolas cage and axl rose are making loud grunting noises as they get up from their barcaloungers.
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