Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen at the opening night of the Tribecca Film Festival in New York City. (April 20, 2011)
id do mary-kate. ashley’s got a huge hard-on
They may dress weird but I would do a minogue a twa anyday, and I would like it.
You’d be lucky to get a ménage à moi, much less a ménage à trois.
Kylie Minogue on a TWA flight?
That’s where my brain went too.
Which one isn’t a junkie? That’s the one I want.
The one who doesn’t look a complete mess.
Which is which? do we care yet?
AAAHH! Two Gweneth Paltrows! Run for your lives before they feed you fishsticks and say words like décolletage at you!
Kill it! Burn it with fire!!
while the dish ran away with the poon….
Did the Olsen Twins forget that they were playing dress-up with their Mommy’s dresses again?
it’s like they never stopped playing dress-up.
Seeing these two makes me wonder what their cute, talented sister is doing these days.
When they were both 17, adding up to a forbidden 34-year-old, that was hot. But right now, they add up to Helen Mirrem – WAYYYY past prime.
Mary Kate: Do you want to go to the film festival?
Ashley: You got it, dude.
Do you remember the creepy countdown to when they were going to turn 18? It turns out that was just their expiration date.
I guess they’ve cleaned up since Heath Ledger did all their drugs.
To me they still look like they are overdressed toddlers that sneaked some of their mother’s (unfortunate) clothing out of her closet and still haven’t learned how to brush their hair.
See also: Ohreally Bird; The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence.
Oh yeah? Well if I have to wear grandma’s funeral frock then you have to dress like a half-plucked orange chicken. Why do we make these stupid bets?
Well we know who lost the coin toss on who wears what.
One-facial expression ponies.
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