“Um, yeah, no. See, these are like, 90’s porno, and I need 80’s stripper-slash-call girl.”
please stop it. I know where you’re going with this, and I want you to stop.
“Now, when you say these heels are ‘reinforced,’ what kind of stress-load are we talking?”
Does my ass look big in these?
(Salesmen blows artery trying not to laugh.)
Reallu Fish? A trio of this Coco butt shots takes up way too much bandwidth.
“View full size”? No thanks…
I don’t think my monitor’s nearly big enough for that. Hell, I don’t think my television is big enough for that, and it’s 56″ (or two Peter Dinklages wide).
You talking metric Dinklages or Imperial Dinklages here?
Jack Hanna is just outside of the frame ready to dart that thing and tag it.
Is her ass actually bleeding through the fabric of those pants? I’m reminded of Engineer Scott; they just canna’ handle anymore.
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