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  1. bi chick

    Skinny blonde with hair extensions and a lip job….WTF else is new? Dime a dozen

    Apr 21, 2011 at 3:53 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Snoopy

    Why would they bother photographing her from the front?

    Apr 21, 2011 at 4:26 pm /  Reply /00
  3. hungarianprincess

    If Sophie Turner is the finished product of scientists trying to build an Australian Barbie, this must be one it’s failed prototypes.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 4:33 pm /  Reply /00
  4. McFeely Smackup

    So, the Cleo Bachelor Of The Year for 2011 is…a woman? Or does this Sopie dude just look really good in a dress?

    Apr 21, 2011 at 4:59 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Pete

    This is what Jessica Simpson sees when she says “mirror mirror on the wall…”

    Apr 21, 2011 at 5:25 pm /  Reply /00
    • You drive a hard bargain.

      This is what also what Jessica Simpson’s fiancée’s mind sees when he closes his eyes while banging her.

      Apr 21, 2011 at 6:35 pm /  Reply /00
  6. baron of all media

    rapunzel! rapunzel! let down yo— oh-oh-ooohhhh… wanna run it back? in the morning? go away? ok. you mean now? crap.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 5:51 pm /  Reply /00
  7. taz

    sucker fish!!!! Only missing the hook.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 6:30 pm /  Reply /00
  8. The Critical Crassness

    That black dress makes her lips look bigger than her tits. Oh, wait a minute, her lips ARE bigger than her tits!

    Apr 21, 2011 at 7:53 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Iveski

    I can’t decide what’s scarier… her lips or her hands.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 8:36 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Mobius_sp

    Is that a vagina under her armpit?

    Apr 21, 2011 at 10:12 pm /  Reply /00
  11. justuhbill

    Is “Sopie Turner” a French term for “Jessica Simpson: The Before Picture?”

    Apr 21, 2011 at 10:23 pm /  Reply /00
  12. tlcmk

    Why would she be trying to look like a skinny Jessica Simpson?

    Apr 21, 2011 at 11:08 pm /  Reply /00
  13. stinky mcpoop

    In ten years she’ll be known as “Blonde Droopy”

    Apr 22, 2011 at 12:37 am /  Reply /00
  14. uncle_phil

    she looks like the love child of rachel hunter and howard the duck.

    Apr 22, 2011 at 10:39 am /  Reply /00
  15. Life Serial

    Are her lips pressed against some glass window I can’t see?

    Apr 23, 2011 at 12:18 am /  Reply /00

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