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  1. Dookieshoo

    Don’t look at me and my day glow NikeĀ® Sportswear gear.

  2. Cock Dr

    Can’t help but wonder if because of this guy & those vampire lame ass movies a whole generation of heterosexual women will be forever fixated on men with UK accents & smashed flat face syndrome.

  3. Apparently his defense against Reese Witherspoon’s chin became permanent.

  4. Unimate

    I seriously thought this was Bam Margera.

  5. He’s contractually prohibited from exposing more than 5% of his skin to sunlight for more than 15 minutes a day

  6. Star Droppings

    I love it when millionaires dress like regular guys who knock of 7-11′s for a living.

  7. cc

    Those pants are the shade of blue often referred to as ‘Gay Blue’.

  8. The Critical Crassness

    Somewhere deep in the hidden recesses of the Nike World Campus, Phil Knight is having an orgasm!

  9. I thought he was telling the world k.stew loved getting the kit-kat.

  10. I don’t care how much money he has. He’s nobody until he’s dumped Jennifer Anniston.

  11. “This is not the gay vampire you are looking for…” (hand wave).

  12. It puts the sparkles on its skin, or else it wears the sweater again.

  13. snarky mcsnark

    This is actually the least gay that Pete Wentz has ever looked.

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