Don’t look at me and my day glow Nike® Sportswear gear.
Can’t help but wonder if because of this guy & those vampire lame ass movies a whole generation of heterosexual women will be forever fixated on men with UK accents & smashed flat face syndrome.
Rest assured, I do not find this man attractive.
Please . Buffy taught me well.
1). Vamps don’t sparkle
2) Vamp + stake= happy.
The Twilight-obsessed (namely married women in their thirties and forties) annoy the shit out of me.
Apparently his defense against Reese Witherspoon’s chin became permanent.
LMAO that made me laugh so damned hard.
I seriously thought this was Bam Margera.
He’s contractually prohibited from exposing more than 5% of his skin to sunlight for more than 15 minutes a day
I love it when millionaires dress like regular guys who knock of 7-11’s for a living.
You’ve noticed that trend, too…
Those pants are the shade of blue often referred to as ‘Gay Blue’.
Somewhere deep in the hidden recesses of the Nike World Campus, Phil Knight is having an orgasm!
I thought he was telling the world k.stew loved getting the kit-kat.
I don’t care how much money he has. He’s nobody until he’s dumped Jennifer Anniston.
“This is not the gay vampire you are looking for…” (hand wave).
It puts the sparkles on its skin, or else it wears the sweater again.
This is actually the least gay that Pete Wentz has ever looked.
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