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  1. Dookieshoo

    Don’t look at me and my day glow Nike® Sportswear gear.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 3:46 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Cock Dr

    Can’t help but wonder if because of this guy & those vampire lame ass movies a whole generation of heterosexual women will be forever fixated on men with UK accents & smashed flat face syndrome.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 4:23 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Rubber

    Apparently his defense against Reese Witherspoon’s chin became permanent.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 4:25 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Unimate

    I seriously thought this was Bam Margera.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 4:54 pm /  Reply /00
  5. McFeely Smackup

    He’s contractually prohibited from exposing more than 5% of his skin to sunlight for more than 15 minutes a day

    Apr 21, 2011 at 4:56 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Star Droppings

    I love it when millionaires dress like regular guys who knock of 7-11′s for a living.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm /  Reply /00
  7. cc

    Those pants are the shade of blue often referred to as ‘Gay Blue’.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 7:10 pm /  Reply /00
  8. The Critical Crassness

    Somewhere deep in the hidden recesses of the Nike World Campus, Phil Knight is having an orgasm!

    Apr 21, 2011 at 7:51 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Big Jim Slade

    I thought he was telling the world k.stew loved getting the kit-kat.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 9:15 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Pete

    I don’t care how much money he has. He’s nobody until he’s dumped Jennifer Anniston.

    Apr 21, 2011 at 9:59 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Mobius_sp

    “This is not the gay vampire you are looking for…” (hand wave).

    Apr 21, 2011 at 10:10 pm /  Reply /00
  12. stinky mcpoop

    It puts the sparkles on its skin, or else it wears the sweater again.

    Apr 22, 2011 at 12:36 am /  Reply /00
  13. snarky mcsnark

    This is actually the least gay that Pete Wentz has ever looked.

    Apr 22, 2011 at 10:05 am /  Reply /00

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