Sweep the eye.

Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?

Why you should always think twice before beginning a sentence with “I’d give my right eye…”

This guy looks like he’s dressed up as Will Farrell in a Captain Jack Sparrow disguise

So he went on to study with Pei Mei?

The fall from “supporting actor on Karate Kid and Rambo: First Blood Part II” down to “bit player at the local dinner theatre” at least hasn’t effected his hair.

Put him in a body bag, he’s just about done.

These NAMBLA event organizers are getting more and more brazen.

“After the Karate Kid ceased production…Martin Kove returned to his fry cook job at Arthur Treacher’s”.

How embarrassing for him to wear his pirate outfit when it’s clearly cowboy day.

Wear an accessory day… everyone else wore a hat… rock the lone eye-patch. Just want a picture of Success Baby to write this over…

Ya, she punched me in the eye at first, but Big Poppa always gets what he wants in the end. Always.

Er, I am pretty sure that’s in front of a casino in Vegas. He’s the guy who jumps from the mast into the pool.

Its all fun and games until someone gets a dick in his eye….

I don’t think he even knows she isn’t facing the right way.

Martin Kove, wearing an eye patch to protect the eye damaged when he recently grabbed a young woman by the shoulders, demonstrates exactly how the incident occurred.

I thought I recognized him in “A Serbian Film”. I guess that stunt really did go wrong.

Cobra K-”eye”?

From Cobra Kai to gay pirate… this guy’s multi-talented.

Yarr!! Sweep the peg-leg!!

Thats what happens when you use a power tool to wax on, wax off.