superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Sometimes, a man’s face just says it all.

  2. Cock Dr

    Jack wins…he looks considerably less dead.

  3. Johnny P!

    Shirley: “After a long, storied career on both stage and in film, and as an Academy Award winner, I though it would be fun to act in what the kids call an ‘Indie’ film.”
    Jack: (please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…)

  4. Dick Hell

    Back up two slides. Suddenly Rita Wilson looks pretty good.

  5. EricLr

    Please be a zombie and please eat him.

  6. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    “It’s the world Death, they say I amn’t funny”
    “I’m on it, Jack”

  7. He is also trying as hard as he can not to look at the skin below her neck.

  8. Wendy

    Her wig is older than he is.

  9. Crabby Old Guy

    She was smoking hot…back when Ike was President.

  10. Justin

    Jack Black says his final goodbye to Barnabas Collins.

  11. Wet Monkey

    Jack looks like a mean drunk.

  12. cc

    Neither of them were ever funny were they?

  13. lara

    We need a botox transfusion here.

  14. Frank Burns

    That’s the ugliest lesbian couple I’ve ever seen.

  15. Which Muppet is she?

  16. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Soooooo you can put makeup on a horse!!

  17. Blech

    I had a dream that this guy was in love with me, and he kept proclaiming it at a video store (a la “The Holiday”).

    I made myself wake up immediately.

  18. spartacus

    Jack Black, still a self absorbed cock stain.

  19. “DONT say a fucking word Kyle and I might be able to get you in.”

  20. King Diamond

    Which one is Shirley MacLaine?

  21. bbiowa

    Bea Arthur and Mickey Rourke.

  22. Psycobiff

    They both share the same thought.. “This is what I have to do to stay relevant but at least I don’t have to suck dicks anymore”

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