Sometimes, a man’s face just says it all.
Jack wins…he looks considerably less dead.
Shirley: “After a long, storied career on both stage and in film, and as an Academy Award winner, I though it would be fun to act in what the kids call an ‘Indie’ film.”
Jack: (please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…)
Back up two slides. Suddenly Rita Wilson looks pretty good.
Please be a zombie and please eat him.
“It’s the world Death, they say I amn’t funny”
“I’m on it, Jack”
He is also trying as hard as he can not to look at the skin below her neck.
Her wig is older than he is.
She was smoking hot…back when Ike was President.
Jack Black says his final goodbye to Barnabas Collins.
Jack looks like a mean drunk.
Neither of them were ever funny were they?
We need a botox transfusion here.
That’s the ugliest lesbian couple I’ve ever seen.
Which Muppet is she?
Soooooo you can put makeup on a horse!!
I had a dream that this guy was in love with me, and he kept proclaiming it at a video store (a la “The Holiday”).
I made myself wake up immediately.
Jack Black, still a self absorbed cock stain.
“DONT say a fucking word Kyle and I might be able to get you in.”
Which one is Shirley MacLaine?
Bea Arthur and Mickey Rourke.
They both share the same thought.. “This is what I have to do to stay relevant but at least I don’t have to suck dicks anymore”
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Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine at a special screening of Bernie in Los Angeles. (April 18, 2012)