Battlefield Earth: The Musical
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Each strap holds the soul of a Thetan.
I guess when she comes on set all those headsets start crackling…..Bitch is in da house.
She looks like an evil Predator queen or something
I can tell her life is working out juuuuust as she planned it.
“I said a gofer! If I wanted a peon I’d have said a peon!”
what’s with the 2 prison inmates following her ?
This is either the set of the next Troy or Star Trek movie. But she’s playing the villain for sure.
It’s really hard to compete when your job involves you working for a man whose tits get more press than yours.
The guy in the back is Chucho, her cousin… lmao!
Out the way Bitches, don’t you know Who I AM
“Yes, Ms. Lopez, I’ve removed all the M&M’s from your candy dish that look like Marc Anthony.”
Fun Fact: The dress is from her wardrobe back when she was actually relevant. It did NOT originally have slits.
What!!! Nicki Minaj is the new host of American Idol? EWWWW
If one more Mot$#@$$%%$er sings “Taco Flavored Kisses” I am going to kill someone
if it bleeds….we can kill it !
It’s that flame thrower from Thor in REAL life!
If that sound guy gets any closer, she’s going to release the Matmos on him.
Someone tell her to stop rifling thru Elton Johns underwear draw. You’re in your 40’s you no-talent anal plug. Quitely retire to telemundo and peddle Sazon with Eric Estrada.
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