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  1. diego

    Battlefield Earth: The Musical
    Brought to you by the Greater Los Angeles Church of Scientology

  2. Cock Dr

    I guess when she comes on set all those headsets start crackling…..Bitch is in da house.

  3. Deacon Jones

    She looks like an evil Predator queen or something

  4. I can tell her life is working out juuuuust as she planned it.

  5. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    “I said a gofer! If I wanted a peon I’d have said a peon!”

  6. DeucePickle

    what’s with the 2 prison inmates following her ?

  7. Wet Monkey

    This is either the set of the next Troy or Star Trek movie. But she’s playing the villain for sure.

  8. Johnny P!

    It’s really hard to compete when your job involves you working for a man whose tits get more press than yours.

  9. Crissy

    The guy in the back is Chucho, her cousin… lmao!

  10. Coyote

    Out the way Bitches, don’t you know Who I AM

  11. “Yes, Ms. Lopez, I’ve removed all the M&M’s from your candy dish that look like Marc Anthony.”

  12. Colin

    Fun Fact: The dress is from her wardrobe back when she was actually relevant. It did NOT originally have slits.

  13. Bigalkie

    What!!! Nicki Minaj is the new host of American Idol? EWWWW

  14. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    If one more Mot$#@$$%%$er sings “Taco Flavored Kisses” I am going to kill someone

  15. Wheres my hat ?

    if it bleeds….we can kill it !

  16. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    It’s that flame thrower from Thor in REAL life!

  17. brit

    If that sound guy gets any closer, she’s going to release the Matmos on him.

  18. Someone tell her to stop rifling thru Elton Johns underwear draw. You’re in your 40′s you no-talent anal plug. Quitely retire to telemundo and peddle Sazon with Eric Estrada.

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