I’ve never committed a crime in my life, but if I saw this kid on the street, I’d beat his ass… take his money and clothes… and make him walk home naked.
And I’d be happy to be your alibi.
Wouldn’t need it. Justifiable Pantsing!
He’s starting to look like John Mayer…
Pull up those pants! *old man cough* Kids these days.
The pop star quickly pulled his pants back up and ran out of the dealership, embarrassed and disappointed to find out “crotch rocket” is just a fast motorcycle.
“Man, how the fuck do these rappers walk in this shit ? This is killing my balls !”
Poor little gal has a case of crotch crickets.
That is one way to sell a rich kid a car. Give him a blow job in one of them.
A Ducati is a MOTOR CYCLE! How do give a goddamn bj in one? Apart from that, his manager has just bought him a hybrid car. Well, maybe he got that bj after all…
Not quite ready for the “Big Boy” pants.
Hooray! They finally dropped.
As much as I hate to admit it, I am pretty sure this kid is playing people like crazy and knows full well how crappy his music is and douchey he looks. He’s milking it for all he can.
The Invisible Man lands a solid right hook.
Not pictured: Usher in the back seat with a sleepy smile.
He’s fighting off the ghost of Michael Jackson.
”When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what will I be, will I be pretty, will I be rich, here’s what she said to me: holly sh*t Justin, you can’t get any worse..”
And it’s funny ‘cos his fans all wear braces
The kid’s got style. I mean, he just got buggered in the back on an SUV and his shoes are still glowing white . . .
They say the only way to ride a Ducati is with no helmet and baby oil on your tires. That’s the one real men with big penises do it.
When will we all stop being SO jealous of Justin Bieber for being a cunty-looking piece of shit whose fame has a much shorter shelf life than the poor little bastard wants to admit?
That’s not why I’m jealous of “The Bieb.” I’m jealous because he gets to manhandle…er, BOY-handle, Selena Gomez.
I do hope he’s in the process of performing a satisfying face-plant.
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