On their Pussycat Dolls application, they probably checked “YES” to the pivotal “Do you have any STDs?” question.

(It’s like “Do you have a college degree?” for normal jobs.)

What kind of medical miracle could have sucked the fat out of Amber Rose?

I’m sure that both of these beautiful women are accomplished musicians who have complex knowledge of chord theory and harmony. You can tell by just looking at them.

Meow!

…fashion is so stupid

Amber Rose and Heidi Montag are the new Pussycat Dolls?

The one on the right might have a nice behind. Well, that’s enough profound thought for one day.

Looks like Amber Rose was on that Jennifer Hudson diet.

I bet they bleach their butholes too…

When I said Amber Rose was contagious, this isn’t what I meant.

Bitch just biting Amber Rose’s swag

The Pussycat Dolls: They’re like the United Nations of Whores.

In an effort to change from years of leaning too much on the ‘pussy’ part of the groups name, whilst ignoring the ‘cat,’ new members must now mark their territory by spraying the stage.

If either of them want to sit down, they can use my face

Finally! All is right in the world again.

Porn Menudo.

I smell fish………