1. dontkillthemessenger

    In related news, Coldplay is performing a different country.

  2. It must be just a trick of the light, but her left knee looks ….wrong.

  3. Johnny P!

    Yeah, her pockets do look retarded sticking out of her rolled-up shorts, but the are made out of 100% free-range, grain-fed organic yak fur lovingly washed in glacier run-off water by non-child-labour children who are well paid and get therapeutic massages with essential oils three times a day.
    So who’s laughing now?

  4. EricLr

    Wow, she’s walking on concrete that hasn’t been pre-carpeted and strewn with rose petals. Must have been a pretty serious medical emergency.

  5. catapostrophe

    I don’t like her.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Her knees look like someone held up two straws to a candle and started to melt them.

    • Hung Wang

      I had a crush on Gwyneth Paltrow and used to bang girls that looked like her. I don’t give a fuck what she does or how much everyone hates her, those legs still make my cock harder than chinese algebra.

  7. Ratzo Rizo

    “I’m walkin’ here”

  8. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    I don’t often need to pee but when I do it’s sparkling

  9. Surely in a place of wealth and excess like Hollywood, for a nominal additional charge the tailor of that beautiful top would have been quite willing to extend down the waist by several feet as well as lengthen the sleeves, and also fashion a hood that could be used to cloak Ms. Paltrow’s head and face?

  10. Ahhhh, the satisfying face of someone who just had an apricot anal cleanse.

  11. Siloporcen7

    What’s wrong with her left thigh?!

  12. madbee

    Come on people, nobody has caught on yet to the name of the medical place she is at “Be Hive of Healing”. Our all natural gal just got her leg stung with bee venom as some kind of natural healing treatment……sheesh, now those poor bees are going to die. Nice goin Paltrow! I thought you were an animal lover!!! What a hypocrite!

  13. ispywithmylittleeye

    Even the man in the car is more interesting then she is……wonder what HE is doing………

  14. Two sausages with socks.

  15. Fix those pockets knee jerk

  16. HeaveHo

    The left hand mocks what the left knee is doing.

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