Gwyneth Paltrow at The Be Hive of Healing Medical Center in Santa Monica. (April 18, 2012)
In related news, Coldplay is performing a different country.
As are her kids.
It must be just a trick of the light, but her left knee looks ….wrong.
Yeah, her pockets do look retarded sticking out of her rolled-up shorts, but the are made out of 100% free-range, grain-fed organic yak fur lovingly washed in glacier run-off water by non-child-labour children who are well paid and get therapeutic massages with essential oils three times a day.
So who’s laughing now?
Wow, she’s walking on concrete that hasn’t been pre-carpeted and strewn with rose petals. Must have been a pretty serious medical emergency.
I don’t like her.
Her knees look like someone held up two straws to a candle and started to melt them.
I had a crush on Gwyneth Paltrow and used to bang girls that looked like her. I don’t give a fuck what she does or how much everyone hates her, those legs still make my cock harder than chinese algebra.
“I’m walkin’ here”
I don’t often need to pee but when I do it’s sparkling
Surely in a place of wealth and excess like Hollywood, for a nominal additional charge the tailor of that beautiful top would have been quite willing to extend down the waist by several feet as well as lengthen the sleeves, and also fashion a hood that could be used to cloak Ms. Paltrow’s head and face?
Ahhhh, the satisfying face of someone who just had an apricot anal cleanse.
What’s wrong with her left thigh?!
Come on people, nobody has caught on yet to the name of the medical place she is at “Be Hive of Healing”. Our all natural gal just got her leg stung with bee venom as some kind of natural healing treatment……sheesh, now those poor bees are going to die. Nice goin Paltrow! I thought you were an animal lover!!! What a hypocrite!
Even the man in the car is more interesting then she is……wonder what HE is doing………
Two sausages with socks.
Fix those pockets knee jerk
The left hand mocks what the left knee is doing.
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