Batshit. Crazy.

Still laughing at farts.

Me too.

She’s an obnoxious, disgusting frat boy in the body of a smoking hot babe.

Dingbatus Americanus var. “Blonde”

Uh oh, looks like someone spotted a vaccination.

Riiiiiiight. Her son has autism because of the vaccinations.

Not too many woman have leveraged a Playboy shoot the way she has. Is that amazing or depressing?

Wow, it’s just too bad she never had any kids with Jim Carrey. They would have come out of the womb *already* screaming crazy shit.

“I lived with Jim Carrey for a few years! Yeahhhh… Jim Carrey. Did I mention I was married to Jim Carrey and lived with him for a few years? Yep! Jiiimmmm Carrey…”

You know what makes a kid autistic? When every porno they see reminds them of their mother.

pippa?

I was in Pasadena yesterday. But then I’m in Pasadena most days, what with working there and all.

Now that’s how you do a big chin and an underbite right, Resse Witherspoon.

I’m starting to think that she DID find the cause of autism. Heredity.

Jenny called in sick. So they took a very average woman from the audience and painted a Jenny McCarthy mask on her. Then the producer said ” Look Crazy”.

whoa !!! what the fuck happened to her face ?!

why do women feel pressured into getting cheek implants and fucking up their face like all the other women ………..

SQUIRREL!!!

I still love this mental patient of a woman.

I love her. Crazy love is actually a really funny movie. Especially the scene with the maxi pads in the supermarket. Gold!

id fart on her

Nothing like someone taking your picture when you’re finger popping your ghoul!