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  1. PJ Bandit

    We know you came out. This is just rubbing it in, isn’t it?

  2. You forgot to button the top button.

  3. Zachary refuses to bow to the gay stereotype of being nicely coiffed and tailored.

  4. (in 1930s Groucho Marx voice)

    “…and now ladies and gentlemen! I am going to suck two cocks at the same time!”

    (holds both hands out, snare drums start playing

  5. It must be awkward for him being less gay than the event he is attending.

  6. roofiesyum

    Yup, that’s the face I get when I’ve sucked one too many dicks, too.

  7. You are gay, no way, never would have guessed. lol

  8. “i’m not a smart man, but I know what glans tastes like.”

  9. InappropriateComment

    Sieg Kiehl!

  10. man-pillars. they are better than mine. props.

  11. Is he the star of a Sling Blade prequel film?

  12. Jenn

    He could do some eyebrow plucking now that he’s come out. Jeez those things are like something from Dune.

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