10 to 1 she’s got a whole chicken in one of those bags.
Had a chicken…
Orange bag: brunch, red bag: lunch.
I’m going to look at the positives here. She’s got huge fucking boobs.
And a gorgeous fucking face. I won’t lie, I’m in.
If you have to think to yourself in the morning when you get dressed, to put on giant glasses, all black clothes, and humongous novelty sized purses all in an attempt to try and hide your fatness, maybe it’s time to accept the fact you aren’t fooling anybody.
“Do these bags make me look thinner?”
My response: “Which pair of bags are we talking about?”
All I see here is beauty. Seriously, she looks really fantastic here. It’s like she is glowing with… um.. bbbrbrbbbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrb!!!
She looks bloody marvelous — not nearly as heavy as she got during her first pregnancy.
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Jessica Simpson in West Hollywood. (April 17, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN