“Nope, this close-up pic just won’t do… Going to have to get an areal view again if I want to re-capture the magic…
Oh, the symbolism.
“Hmm, so this is a ‘car’, huh? And you say most men use them for “compensation”? What’s that about?”
“Dammit, better button this jacket before my penis slides down into my pants again and moose knuckles the camera.”
“My Hammbone is not pleased”
The guy behind him is sad because he can’t have any hamm during passover.
to the penis-mobile!
“Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear.”
You call that a dick?
Fine, everyone gather ’round i’ll whip it out
But can the car handle HIS stick?
Look of pain because he just accidentally stepped on his penis.
If he could do a passable Britich accent, he would make an awesome James Bond.
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Jon Hamm at The New York International Auto Show. (April 16, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN