1. joe

    C’mon. This is harassment. There are no photos of naked 14 year-old boys in my car. Under the seat. Where I can reach them easily. In an emergency.

  2. His wanting Bueller now all the more creepy.

  3. “Do I look like a guy who’s into sex with kids? Come ahhhhhhhhn.”

  4. “Oh well hey little guy! How about you come give ol’ Uncle Jeffy a hug and catch up?”

  5. Edward Rooney: “Les jeus sont fait. Translation: ‘I fuck boys.’ Your ass is mine!”

  6. The more I learn about Hollywood, the more I think this guy “just took one for the team”.

  7. “Well, I guess I’m out of ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’, now.”

  8. “Hey! It’s cool…Bryan Singer invited me.”

  9. Now where did that girl with the dragon tattoo go? Ah, fuck it, she’s too old anyways.

  10. Vlad

    Always dropping his wallet

  11. “What ? I don’t hear any muffled screams coming from my trunk.”

  12. “Okay, fine, I’ll give you ten dollars. Just come over here and watch me masturbate furiously into this cantaloupe!”

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