1. Hugh Gentry

    hottest midget alive

  2. The Critical Crassness

    Hayden Panettierie demonstrates exactly how it is possible for her to accommodate her Russian boxer boyfriend’s large penis, for an inquisitive fan.

  3. It had to be said

    Man, you just know that’s what her sex doll is going to look like . . .

  4. Ksurfiws

    “In order to fit it in my mouth I just dislocate my jaw like a snake does…like this”

  5. Pico Mornay

    I Only Know 3 Things

    -You Don’t Have To Mess With God
    -You Don’t Have To Mess With Your Mother
    -And You Don’t Have To Mess With a MotherFucker Ukranian…

    Hayden is so Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. DeucePickle

    Man, those are some tiny little hands.
    So is her dude’s wang size well documented or is everybody just assuming he’s packing a giant russian meat log ?

    • The Listener

      People assume he’s well hung and she hasn’t publicly denied it. So either she’s being nice about it because he’s her boyfriend or he really is well hung.

  7. IA

    She loves the cock

  8. Anthony

    Give her a BK Whopper Jr. stat!

  9. Charmless Man

    The diminutive wild Panettiere is able to unhinge its jaw to accommodate entire In and Out Burgers for her monthly feeding.

  10. me

    she looks too much like Hillary Clinton. For reals, do a side-by.

  11. R. Hawk

    How do you say, “Get those teeth out of the way” in Ukrainian?

  12. castallare

    Whoa… there’s a little bit o’ Britney in that crazy wide-mouthed guffaw… I’m not scared just yet.

  13. Britney Spears’ belching title belt finally has a challenger.

  14. Annie

    Her face is stuck that way. A hollow shell of her former self once Wladimir pulls out.

  15. cc

    Rumer Willis hanging around trying to get some of Hayden’s mojo, I see.

  16. Colin

    “I like one in each hand and three in the mouth!”

  17. Colin

    Off camera, there is an even smaller celebrity tamer who is about to attempt to place his head in her mouth for the assembled audience.

  18. The Most Interesting

    “So, you know Wlady’s got a brother? So sometimes, the three of us get together and…”

  19. Doc Schweinstrudel

    She looks so happy. He def. Big guy put a big smile on her face…Jealous!

  20. I would not put my penis in that toothy hole

  21. Sangriatic

    “He was all ‘Let’s go for tacos!’ and I was like ‘Tacos! YEAH!’”

  22. She’s in Jim Carrey’s next movie as Fire Marshall Bill’s pocket-sized daughter, Fire Marshall Jill.

  23. widdow

    He will clinch you for 12 rounds?

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