hottest midget alive
Hayden Panettierie demonstrates exactly how it is possible for her to accommodate her Russian boxer boyfriend’s large penis, for an inquisitive fan.
Dammit, you beat me to the punch. And it’s Ukrainian fyi.
Are we back to this whole “don’t offend the Ukrainians” bullshit again? Fuck him! He is a Russian prick for all we westerners care… :)
OK, tuff guy, go call him a Russian to his face and see what happens.
Why are all this guys attempts at “Most important people on the internet” always so long winded?… like the descriptive text under a photo in a medical journal.
pot, meet kettle.
Yeah that’s it. Perceptive.
Ukranian is Russian for all intensive purposes (see what I did there?)
…no…you mean Ukranian is Russian for all intents and purposes except intensive purposes or in tents with porpoises…oh god, I’m so confused.
“Where a Ukranian has passed, a jew has nothing left to do” Russian proverb
Man, you just know that’s what her sex doll is going to look like . . .
“In order to fit it in my mouth I just dislocate my jaw like a snake does…like this”
I Only Know 3 Things
-You Don’t Have To Mess With God
-You Don’t Have To Mess With Your Mother
-And You Don’t Have To Mess With a MotherFucker Ukranian…
Hayden is so Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, those are some tiny little hands.
So is her dude’s wang size well documented or is everybody just assuming he’s packing a giant russian meat log ?
People assume he’s well hung and she hasn’t publicly denied it. So either she’s being nice about it because he’s her boyfriend or he really is well hung.
also he is big. an average sized man wand on that body would be silly looking
She loves the cock
Give her a BK Whopper Jr. stat!
The diminutive wild Panettiere is able to unhinge its jaw to accommodate entire In and Out Burgers for her monthly feeding.
she looks too much like Hillary Clinton. For reals, do a side-by.
she be old lookin now.
How do you say, “Get those teeth out of the way” in Ukrainian?
Whoa… there’s a little bit o’ Britney in that crazy wide-mouthed guffaw… I’m not scared just yet.
Britney Spears’ belching title belt finally has a challenger.
Her face is stuck that way. A hollow shell of her former self once Wladimir pulls out.
Rumer Willis hanging around trying to get some of Hayden’s mojo, I see.
“I like one in each hand and three in the mouth!”
Off camera, there is an even smaller celebrity tamer who is about to attempt to place his head in her mouth for the assembled audience.
“So, you know Wlady’s got a brother? So sometimes, the three of us get together and…”
She looks so happy. He def. Big guy put a big smile on her face…Jealous!
I would not put my penis in that toothy hole
“He was all ‘Let’s go for tacos!’ and I was like ‘Tacos! YEAH!’”
She’s in Jim Carrey’s next movie as Fire Marshall Bill’s pocket-sized daughter, Fire Marshall Jill.
He will clinch you for 12 rounds?
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