Whatcha cooking with those chicken cutlets, Rachel?
she was actually kind cute 10 years ago. I’m so sick of her fat face now.
Rachel Ray looks like a burnt bisquit.
Anyone else thinks she looks like Rosie O’Donnell, circa 1995?
HAHA! Exactly the truth.
It rubs the EVOO into its skin . . .
She’s a little chubby midge…
but I’d fuck her.
Ahhhh, Rachel Ray.
All the pent up sexual hotness of a chubby 12 year old boy in little league.
I wonder if her husband asks her to dress up in the uniform for “Play-Time”?
Just plain busted.
Rosie O’Donnell is looking well.
Damn. Stole my comment.
JWoww after ten years, three kids and breast implant removal…
At least she knows enough to wear lingerie to keep us from seeing her giant saucer nipples again.
She’s that neighbor down the road you always thought was hot until you moved away from your parents for a few years then came back to visit. You were secretly excited when you heard she was coming over for dinner until the door opened. It was confusing and disappointing. She always knew how you felt though, and now that you’re an adult, she sees you as an opportunity to recapture her youth and starts flirting with you. This would have been a dream come true 12 years ago, but now it’s an uncomfortable nightmare that smells like rose petals and stale Virginia Slims.
Ha! The odor of mediocrity and desperation that Air Wicks cannot mask.
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What the hell Superficial writer? I’m not looking at The Crap We Missed posts before I go to bed anymore.
She’s already got a cult following, now all she needs is the scruffy beard and a swastika carved into her forehead.
“I’m not your executioner. I’m not your devil and I’m not your God. I’m Rachel Ray”
Rosie O’Donnell looks good now that she lost a few tons.
I thought you only posted the funny comments?
She can cook and she has a vagina, so yeah…i’d hit it.
I can just imagine this chick butt naked with just an apron on. I would bang this chick on the kitchen counter, up against the refrigerator, and on the kitchen table. Then have her make me a snack afterwards.
yea, but her weird nipples would be above the top of the apron. It’s like something from a fun house mirror.
Macy’s is getting those parade floats ready early this year.
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