David Hasselhoff at the launch of Britain's Got Talent in London. (April 13, 2011)
Nice to see Madam Toussand’s finally got a wax figure that closely resembles the star.
So, who brought the vodka? KIT, you there?
David Hasselhoff… Saville Row’d Warrior. Now please excuse him while he eats a hamburger off the floor…
“Britain’s got Talent”
Not since you landed at Heathrow David.
….and J.C. Penny’s has their new mensware model
I thought Regis retired.
David Hasselhoff launching a talent show is like Jessica Simpson kicking off a weight loss competition. At the end of the day, hamburgers will be eaten off the floor.
A’rright who gots my cheeseburger?
The Hoff says, “If my finger guns don’t get you, my laser eye will….pffft!”
Helloooo ladies, No, I don’t have an erection that starts at my knew, but, yes, I am happy to see you.
dammit, i meant knee
Get yourself a burger there, fuckface.
JOHN TRAVOLTA I CHALLENGE YOU TO A WIG DUEL
And the burger was THIS BIG…
Wait, this isn’t the American version? I got replaced by Howie Fucking Mandel?
That’s a big bottle of hair gel he’s smuggling down the trouser leg.
I guess a man must always be prepared for stylin’.
I can carry a case of Scotch with just these two fingers on each hand. Then I can make the full bottles empty in just 24 hours. My liver and my career are immune to alcohol.
“I’m a homo!!! “
“excuse me ma’am….can I smell your feet? No? Then it must be your pussy”
You may think what you think, but you wish you had the pussy he’s had. And the money.
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