Michael Douglas leaving a grocery store in New York City. (April 13, 2011)
That’s quite a colostomy bag…
IS that a giant ALka Seltzer tablet in the bag, Michael? Acid indigestion is a bitch, isn’t it?
“On the down side, my wife is a dingo-howling fruitbat and I have more wrinkles than she has crazy.”
“On the up side…. I have a new lampshade.”
dying, DYING LOL
Micheal looks like he just bailed (in light of recent event) on Catherine, and her security detail is dragging him back…
“This bag was just…dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That’s the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid. Ever.
“Except for my ex-wife. She’s fuckin’ crazy.”
That’s one month refill on Katherine Zeta Jones’ bi-polar meds.
With Katherine in rehab Michael needed to upgrade to the bi-weekly bedpan.
Must be weapons he purchased. He’s preparing for his psycho wife’s return…
I’ll be nice to him…Michael Douglas is the man….and he’s been ill. Nothing to see here, folks…keep it moving!
Mike, I think you’re taking this “Wicker Basket” diet craze a bit too literally
Considering the guy behind him has Liam Gallagher’s scarf and Channing Tatum’s hat, Michael Douglas might want to hold on tight to that bag.
Look on the bright side, Mike. With senility, every day’s a new adventure.
Nice to see old celebrities pick up their own poop in the park.
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