her ass must look insane naked. I’d still lead the search team for her asshole.
If only she would ever do some nudity we might know for sure…
She’s a Sea Donkey!
Good get the obligatory Kardahsian post put of the way right at the beginning.
They must have paid their website bill.
I didn’t know that Spanx had a steel-reinforced version.
Sigh, they use carbon nanorods. In fact, she’s the reason they invented them. Thank God I am here to clear these things up. Back to designing the next generation predator drone.
And here I was thinking they were called carbon nanoTUBES. I stand corrected.
Please don’t use any word like “spanks” in reference to “Kim, The Kiloton Keester Kardashian”.
The mind immediately imagines a disciplinary hand coming down for a firm rebuke, only to get lost in a muffled, undulating Bounce-House of Fem-Fat.
Those aren’t Spanx. Those are asbestos heat guards to keep her massive thighs from reaching flash point.
LOL @charmless man!
Three people behind her marveling at the asphalt damage her ass-jacks (feet) are leaving in her wake.
“Now, if you follow me and look to your right, you’ll see the corner where I let that homeless guy pee on me! How was I to know he wasn’t famous? It’s not like Chole’s going to keep this gravy train going, people! Moving on…”
This is just before her Spanx snapped and blew super-reinforced fabric all over the city.
I’m actually really surprised those Spanx didn’t explode as she lifted her leg up to the curb.
That’s not a Spanx or girdle…it’s a cootchie support to hold it up as it’s probably hanging down like “sleeve of wizard” from over-use.
Pack a ham up there and then pull out the bone…
Cootch is good for another 2 years or 25,000 miles!
gotta cover up the cellulite
Whats funny is her thinking something like that would work.
Little known fact: when Kim opens a package of pantihose, it sighs.
WTH! New Jersey must be a trash magnet.
If she’s wearing spanx, that can only mean that the the pressure vessel is cracked and the pop-off valve has failed. Evacuate Los Angeles!
When she removes those Spanx its like that one scene in Flubber only waaaaaaaaaay more dramatic and dangerous
Like so many in Hollywood these days, great looking from the waist up.
drinking all that black guy gizz really packs on the pounds…it has more calories tham other types of gizz…scientific fact!
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