Fergie, I have an 8-inch tongue and can breathe through my ears. Call me.
Fergie definitely has the female impersonator thing down…(s)he looks almost feminine in this photo.
I bet she tucks her clit.
Apparently “Beauty Detox” works. Fergie has had all of it removed.
And all that was left behind were implants and jowels.
Someone has to make Rumer Willis feel pretty.
My eyes!! They burn!!
Lisa Rinna’s looking good again—*looks at the caption*—awwwww…
looks like she’s melting
Wicked Witch of the West without the hat
Dude looks like a lady
Any time I think she might be hot, I remember the time she peed her pants on stage.
I googled it and saw the pictures. Give me back my innocence right now!
I’m sorry son, you’ll never get that back. It’ll be burned in your memory forever; but don’t worry, simple google Mila Kunis and you’ll feel better ;)
“Did the duct tape just fail? Oh, please tell me the duct tape did not just fail…”
So she’s championing the heliocentric theory of breast movement?
Is this a casting call for RuPaul’s Drag Race?
Carmen Electra does a fairly decent Fergie impersonation.
Fergie’s always preferred dresses to pants. This way she doesn’t have to tuck.
Yay! Madame Tussaud’s wax museum is now featuring Fergie!
New from Mattel: Grandma Bondage Barbie! Coming soon to a Walmart near you!
Is the idea of this “Beauty Detox” to remove any trace of beauty? If so, mission accomplished.
Madonna watch out! The next dude-faced skeletor chick is hot on your heels!
Nothing is hotter than a chick with the arms of a 14 year old boy who is trying to get ripped…and a cock, of course!
Hot. Tranny hot.
“Wait…wha… it’s not the Beauty Botox party?”
I barely recognized her with a dry crotch.
“The Beauty Detox Solution?” I would have guessed “Ze Beauty Detox Final Solution.”
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Fergie at The Beauty Detox Solution book launch in West Hollywood. (April 13, 2011)