1. Is it bad when you make Keith Richards look healthy by comparison?

  2. AVENGE ME!!!!

  3. Holy shit, he looked better when the Alien came out of his stomach.

  4. Cock Dr

    *gasp of horror*

  5. AAPL made me rich!

    moth balls

  6. Johnny P!

    He’s always been an odd-looking dude, but a great character actor.
    But THIS?!? Holy shit, it’s like a still from “The Walking Dead”!

  7. Deacon Jones

    And this is why I quit smoking cigarettes…..FOLKS!!!

  8. EricLr

    Even death doesn’t have the balls to take him.

  9. Did they have to dig him up for the premiere?

  10. Shit, is my cable bill late again?

    • I can’t remember the name of the commercial – but I”m thinking of the one where the creepy dude busts through the door and throws bills in the guy’s face.

  11. All he needs in him is a cup of good morning america.

  12. Mama Pinkus

    Harry as always been grizzled – now he’s old and grizzed – rock on Harry!

  13. Black.And.White.Minstrel

    Men who look like dead lesbians

  14. Grand Poobah

    He looks like he belongs in a Grateful Dead video..

  15. Debutante

    Oh My God ! He is frightening. YIKES 1

  16. In every picture like this there’s always Charlie Sheen in the foreground looking better than he has in a long time.

  17. Frank Burns


  18. Christ, he looks like he’s 85. Hm? What’s that? He is 85? Oh, well, carry on then, Harry.

  19. celebutard

    Anyone else get a whiff of cigarettes and oatmeal as soon as this picture loaded?

  20. Cryptkeeper on the Red Carpet! I’ll allow it.

  21. El Jefe

    Holy shit, a real life zombie.

  22. dooood

    oh man.. you mentioned this guy had been dead
    for 20 years.
    i had to wikipedia this mofo to make sure you didn’t make a sick photoshop fake and you wasn’t just kidding.

    now i wanna check and make sure that there’s no such thing as undead

  23. He was wearing that same scarf last time he made an appearance on the site, too.

  24. The Brown Streak

    Dammit, that chick from Lifeforce is on the loose again.

  25. “That dude looks like crap”, said Keith Richards.

  26. Contusion

    Weekend at Harry’s.

  27. mbcl

    The last surviving civil war soldier is just informed that the South lost.

  28. cc

    You see kids? When you see someone like this…run away!

  29. Lissa

    He’s really looking good these days!

  30. And the winner of the Most Fucked Up Award, between Harry Dean Stanton and Mickey Rooney, is…

  31. Bigalkie

    Keanau Reeves spotted leaving Lindsay Lohan’s house.

  32. Tillman

    Wait a minute, I didn’t think Charles Manson’s parole went through – what the hell is he doing at a movie premiere? This is Obama’s fault!

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