superficial

  1. Wow, cameras are pretty fancy these days. His arm is barely blurred.

  2. “I can’t help it she leaves the house without clothes. Why do you think I beat the shit out of her?”

  3. His bodyguard is still disgusted by the smell of pussy farts…

  4. Johnny P!

    Chris Brown in glorious 3-D.
    Duck! He’s gonna bitch-slap ya!

  5. EricLr

    Hey man, don’t make me have my bodyguard beat you down while I run away screaming!! I’ll do it!

  6. Deacon Jones

    “oh…….is that Skarsgard??”

  7. “You all, everybody!”

  8. nick

    I just have one question…what the fuck is he doing in my country?

  9. CK

    Is that a walnut bandit’ed in his left cheek?

  10. jeffiner

    “HEY! HEY! SQUIRT IT IN MY MOUTH!”

  11. Frank Burns

    “Trayvon who? Oh right, the black kid.”

  12. El Jefe

    Australia is a continent built by criminals, he will fit right in there.

  13. dinosaurland

    “And I was like, ‘See, this is why open-handed just doesn’t shut them up.’”

  14. Ah, so you lead with the LEFT and THEN bite randomly about the face and arms. I’ve been doing it wrong all this time!

  15. The Brown Streak

    “I can’t help it. I just bitch slap any woman nearby. It’s like my hand is possessed by the devil!”

  16. Patch

    How come someone couldn’t throw a pack of skittles in that open hand and fire away

  17. lol @ the black guy in the background saying it all with his eyes…

  18. brit

    Skittles, check. Hoodie, check. One-way tickets to Orlando, check.

  19. oldfool

    I feel threatened by the hoody.

  20. Is there a bigger asshole on this earth? Oh yeah, Kanye West. And it’s awfully close to a dead heat, at that.

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