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  1. Cock Dr

    Most elements of asymmetrical wonkiness covered; she looks good.

  2. EricLr

    Was she the one who played drums?

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    She looks damn good. And Lauren Conrad is a best selling author. And Kristen Cavallari is engaged to a NFL QB.

    Holy Shit… why do I know so much about these people? We need to bomb MTV.

  4. My barber knows her well. So I got that goin’ for me.

  5. K-Tron

    She seems to have mastered putting on clothing and brushing her hair, but still doesn’t know how to look straight at things.

  6. Grand Poobah

    looks good

  7. Michael

    Why do I have the need to fuck her. I guess I’m a sick little shit.

  8. jeffiner

    doesn’t matter how dumb she is. she’s hot as hell.

  9. El Jefe

    She looks damn good.

  10. Someone should avenge her lousy boob job.

  11. brit

    She is to bandage dresses from the waist up, what Jennifer Love Hewitt is to bandage dresses from the waist down.

  12. Only two things I don’t like about her:
    1. Fake (lousy) tits;
    2. She’s not here in my room.

    Other than that…WOW!

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