Most elements of asymmetrical wonkiness covered; she looks good.
Can’t say for sure until I see the shoes.
Here you go, Cock D—hey! You’re not Cock Dr!
Was she the one who played drums?
She looks damn good. And Lauren Conrad is a best selling author. And Kristen Cavallari is engaged to a NFL QB.
Holy Shit… why do I know so much about these people? We need to bomb MTV.
Well, in all honesty, Lauren made the better decisions out of the group.
My barber knows her well. So I got that goin’ for me.
Which is nice.
She seems to have mastered putting on clothing and brushing her hair, but still doesn’t know how to look straight at things.
Why do I have the need to fuck her. I guess I’m a sick little shit.
doesn’t matter how dumb she is. she’s hot as hell.
She looks damn good.
Someone should avenge her lousy boob job.
She is to bandage dresses from the waist up, what Jennifer Love Hewitt is to bandage dresses from the waist down.
Only two things I don’t like about her:
1. Fake (lousy) tits;
2. She’s not here in my room.
Other than that…WOW!
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Audrina Patridge at the premiere of The Avengers in Hollywood. (April 11, 2012)