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  1. Cock Dr

    I don’t think this is quite the right type of pussy the site’s menfolk are looking for.

  2. Hello kitty, now go get yourself tested…

  3. Dick Hell

    Why, it’s the patented new Hello Kitty/Valtrex scab concealer. So subtle no one will even know you’re using it.

  4. Black.And.White.Minstrel

    See, that’s a billion dollars right there.

  5. Debutante

    Insert your penis in between the lines, Boys !!

  6. dooood

    so, does all of japan have herpes now?

  7. El Jefe

    When you are 30 years old, this is not cute anymore.

  8. CranAppleSnapple

    Dogs dressed up as cats. Clever subverting of our expectations, girls.

  9. Poor Nicki – she just contracted genital herpes by osmosis.

  10. The Brown Streak

    “Honest, your honor, it was catnip, not this marijuana they keep insisting.”

  11. lara

    I still don;t get the phasic nature of her breasts.

  12. How cute, 30 year olds acting like teenagers. What is this, an episode of 90210?

  13. brit

    The vision of Hello Kitty dressed up as Freddie Krueger slashing their cheeks is probably not what they had in mind.

  14. m.

    Hilton sister may be [censored], but at least they don’t need to wax their moustache twice a day. Take that Kardashians!

  15. I’ve just decided: neither one of them is too terribly hard to look at. So if they are accompanied by $billion, which I get to dip into, then hell, I’ll take one for the team and fuck ‘em both.

  16. Girls, you’re not Kitties, you’re cunts.

  17. catapostrophe

    Looks ‘shopped.

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