1. dontkillthemessenger

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that’s a big ass. I’d have to stand like this if I had that.

  2. pavement_smear

    “If you really want to hear about “scrubs” let me tell what I had to do to stay on the Roseanne show…”

  3. Matt Lauer

    Rehearsing a scene for the upcoming Vagina Dialogues.

  4. angerinside

    “I’m sorry but my vagina really wants another look at that ass of yours.”

  5. bob

    is she always wearing that blue dress?

  6. Very acceptable threesome.

  7. Wheres my hat ?

    “I’d kill for that wagon you’re draggin”

  8. The Pope

    “Hey, not bad! Let’s see what mine smells like!”

  9. 2 very sexy women. I want them both.

  10. Lol does Maria have a face or is she like double sided?

  11. “Maria, you’re going to have to push your pelvis tight against mine then rock back and forth like this, if we’re going to feel anything at all.”

  12. TP Bandit

    Starting to frighten me that I know who she is just by looking at her ass yet I don’t have a relationship with her.

  13. Sarah: “See, Mine just goes straight down like this… What should I do?”

    Maria: “Ummm…”

  14. “Why are you asking me if I’m going to do another Sex and the City movie?”

  15. maria is bangin

  16. Jesus, I’d cut off my arms to be the meat in that sandwich.

  17. Skeeter

    I’d love to bang both of them. I’d also eat M&Ms out of their assholes.

  18. “So Zach kept kinda, you know, pushing it toward my face and I’m like, nooooo…”

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