1. dontkillthemessenger

    Hey, when I fucked Chelsea Handler, she didn’t look like that.

    (under his breath… yes, she did.)

  2. “Ladies and gentlemen, it pains me to announce that due to inflation and the raise in the cost of living, I shall henceforth be known as Fifty-Seven and One-Half Cent.”

  3. “Uh… ja… ich bin Fünfzig Pfennig…”

  4. Mista Snazzy

    Interesting that his photo is right next to Michelle Trachtenberg, of whom he supposedly banged. Fun times; fun times!!!!

  5. After consuming his third microphone, Mr. Cent learned never to smoke a blunt before a performance again.

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