Cow tipping, anyone?
I’m not giving her any money!!
you don’t know what cow tipping is do you
you still don’t know
Finally someone who knows just the right thing to do with a Kardashian.
During our hunt we’ll be walking in fields dotted with turds the size of beachballs so while blofish brings around the car I’ll need to find my heavy boots.
If anyone is still questioning whether the pregnancy is real, she’s bursting at the seams and has taken to the Jessica Simpson line of pregnancy moo-moo’s.
Nice leg, Kim.
I feel like I’m looking at a butchered pig on a hook on the Food Network.
Jeep stopped just in time. Another second and there would have been an extensive repair bill.
It is karma to see someone so superficial and narcissistic blow up like this and turn into a fat pig.
I heard she’s worshiped in India
Llet’s blow the whale up with dynamtie! KABOOM! MOOOO!
I’ll summarize all the above comments
: bitch is getting fat(ter)
Look at the size of her tree stumps! Good thing her high beams are on to titillate those of us who are horny, weak-willed, and delusional.
There’s a family hiding in that SUV watching the ripples in a glass of water as she gets closer.
Shouldn’t she be in a china shop somewhere?
Has anyone seen Kanye around recently?
Two scenarios, A) she had one of her cravings and ate him, or B) she accidentally sat on him. Someone check her ass to see if he’s wedged in there!
He went to Cuba with his friends jz and b.
so her calves are giving birth too?
“Uh… ja… ich bin Fünfzig Pfennig…”
Dammit. Wrong picture. (In best Dick Sargent voice:) “SUUPERFICIAL!!!!!”
That’s a seriously meaty leg.
Ah yes…she is turning into the quintessential Armenian godess. All she needs to complete the ensemble is a nice Stalin moustache on her upper lip…
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Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles. (April 10, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN