1. FattyFatty2X4

    Opaque is the new white

  2. FattyFatty2X4

    Ya know, if she’d breed with a black man her kid would still be white.

  3. TooCoo

    Who’s the Mess?

  4. FattyFatty2X4

    Sorry, I can’t get over how white she is.
    Last post, promise.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I think the 65th Crayola color should be “Not Quite Albino”.

  6. emma watson's vagina

    my future wife.

  7. Heading right into her audition for The Grudge 4. She didn’t even need any makeup.

  8. anonymous

    She actually glows in the dark.

  9. angerinside

    Walking into that building looking that white, she’s lucky Lohan didn’t snort the skin right off her.

  10. Skippy86

    Sun block infinity.

  11. I like Anne Hathaway’s new long hair.

  12. She’s been standing there for 6 hours waiting for her cue to begin the dance.

  13. This is my dream girl. She’s so fucking gorgeous! All the way back on “The Adventures Of Pete & Pete” she was beautiful. I would consider marrying her. I’d seriously consider it.

  14. Swearin

    “Left foot…right foot…left foot…right foot…careful, you don’t want to fall into the lava”

  15. She’ll never get work in the bukkake industry.

  16. She bumps into big sis looking like that , Dawn is definitely going to get staked. I blame James Marsters; she always had a crush on Spike.

  17. Auditioning for Interview with the Vampire II?

  18. As the bystanderscollect around another bloodless corpse, Michelle walks away after feeding and think to herself “Lindsay Lohan will definitely get the blame for this!”

  19. Pete

    She’s very pretty & I like her pale skin. In fact, I have come to realize that I prefer natural pale skin over fake tanning oompa loompas ANY DAY. So sick of orange being a skin tone.

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