Lindsay Lohan in New York City. (April 9, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
There is no Lindsay. Only Zuul.
Oh, please let this photo be a harbinger of things to come.
You see kids? Coke can animate your body long after most of its basic functions have stopped.
In a sense, she’s immortal.
That is, until she can’t blow for coke money any longer…
“My Sam Ronson impression? Sure!”
The face of sobriety.
If there’s going to be someone from The Walking Dead cast at that party, this bitch is dead.
Must… feed… on…. cocAAAAAAAIIIIIIINS
REDRUM REDRUM !!!!
Illustrated: The part of the Book of Revelation they never told you about.
A Clockwork Firecrotch
looks normal to me.
A Clockwork Redhead
They’re remaking The Exorcist?
Zombie do like dis
Seen here leaving a Vampire Diaries audition, kicked out because she wasn’t sucking necks.
“You know*hic*I was supposed to*hic*be in Epi*hic*sode sevennnn butthenmy agent didn’t*hic*call…..”
its like she’s had way too much booze and cocaine.
or not nearly enough booze and cocaine.
i forget how it works with her.
i think she aged 5 years in the last month.
Even as a zombie, Lindsay still prefers cocaine to brains.
Your mother’s in here with us, Karras.
Looks like shit!
I am Maleficent.
Wha; what do you want?
No, stay back. Don’t come near me.
Stop. Oh God, please someone help me.
Ahh it hurts! ack no! blrrrgggg
You know, a lot of people say negative stuff about Lindsay, but she looks pretty damn good for a 47 year old woman. Wait, she’s what? No, that can’t be true. Really? Ok, then forget about what I said before.
Why don’t all you inbred idiots quit fucking with her. Ridiculous.
Hey, Lindsay appreciates Appalachians and they appreciate her. Who are you to judge?
You can almost smell the salty, bleachy scent of that burp.
She’s got the eye of the tiger. ALL dicks were sucked dry on this night.
It will aim its poison at the mongoose’s eyes when it spits.
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds…
This is the best she’s looked in years.
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