I heard he and John Travolta go to the same taxidermist…
Remember, they did switch faces for a time.
Shut the fuck up man…
Its amazing the hairpieces you can find in an old castle.
Or a nesting area for endangered birds.
His remaining real hairs finally worked up the courage to make a run for it.
So I guess he’s plugging a new movie.
Did they screen it on his forehead?
Nicholas, your moustache is just a tad too high.
Ghost Rider needs hair plugs.
Who’s more delusional about having an iota of acting ability: this low-life or Stallone?
bad wig. wonder if he borrowed it from beyonce
“I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence…no, wait, I mean a comb and some hair gel. Yeah, that.”
Can she get an implant that would even out her lop-sided face?
NOT THE BEES!
I asked the tour guides at the Library of Congress what they hated most about “National Treasure.” A favorite howler: When Nick Cage attends a party at the national Library — illuminated by open vats of leaping flame. “The party hasn’t started in our chamber of priceless, antique documents until we roll the fire pits out,” one noted.
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