1. This pic is my new desktop background.

  2. Gary Busey’s power knows no bounds!!! He has been reincarnated!!

  3. He loves bald pussy.

  4. Dox

    It’s a trick.
    Get an ax.

  5. Umm, haven’t you got anything smaller? Like a gerbil?

  6. who doesn’t love shaved pussy?

  7. Gwyneth Paltrow’s an animagus?

  8. Hairless cats just don’t appreciate Shakespeare.

  9. Cock Dr

    I don’t know how he does it, but it always looks so profound.

  10. That thing looks freaky and disgusting!!!! And is that a cat on the table?

  11. “Bruce! You can’t go out into the city dressed like that to fight crime!”
    *meow*
    “Well, since you put it that way, I’ll gas up the batmobile.”

  12. Crazy Weasel

    I used to be a serious actor. Now look at me… Hah! You blinked! I win! I win!

  13. jep

    Cool, he found Kim Kardashian’s cat.

  14. Alas, poor Mittens! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
    of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
    borne on my stomach a thousand times; and now, how
    abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
    it. Here hung those fur that I have petted I know
    not how oft. Where be your purrs now? your hisses? your meows? your flashes of merriment,
    that were wont to set on my keyboard for attention? Not one
    now, to mock your own lazer light chasing? quite chap-fallen?
    Now get you to my lady’s instagram, and tell her, let
    her oist cute cat pics, to this favour she must
    come; make her laugh at that.

  15. Vlad

    And now here’s *my* little secret… I killed Mufasa!

  16. donkeylicks

    So Splice is getting a sequel?

  17. We’re all thinking it…what would it feel like if you licked it.

  18. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    It’s Mrs. Whiskerson!

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