This pic is my new desktop background.
Gary Busey’s power knows no bounds!!! He has been reincarnated!!
He loves bald pussy.
It’s a trick.
Get an ax.
Umm, haven’t you got anything smaller? Like a gerbil?
who doesn’t love shaved pussy?
dammit. Didn’t you see you there sparky
Gwyneth Paltrow’s an animagus?
Hairless cats just don’t appreciate Shakespeare.
I could endure any thing before but a cat, and now
he’s a cat to me.
I don’t know how he does it, but it always looks so profound.
That thing looks freaky and disgusting!!!! And is that a cat on the table?
“Bruce! You can’t go out into the city dressed like that to fight crime!”
“Well, since you put it that way, I’ll gas up the batmobile.”
I used to be a serious actor. Now look at me… Hah! You blinked! I win! I win!
Cool, he found Kim Kardashian’s cat.
Alas, poor Mittens! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne on my stomach a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those fur that I have petted I know
not how oft. Where be your purrs now? your hisses? your meows? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set on my keyboard for attention? Not one
now, to mock your own lazer light chasing? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady’s instagram, and tell her, let
her oist cute cat pics, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.
And now here’s *my* little secret… I killed Mufasa!
So Splice is getting a sequel?
We’re all thinking it…what would it feel like if you licked it.
Perhaps like a shaved nutsack? I’ll have to get my girlfriend’s opinion.
It’s Mrs. Whiskerson!
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