superficial

  1. Dox

    Oh Scuzzlebutt, how I wept when you lost your leg.

  2. if Bill Murray and Richard Gere had a love child

  3. JimBB

    Please stop calling me “Not Larry Hagman.”

  4. Dude in the back rejoicing in his perfect angle.

  5. Bob

    Patrick became much more eager to talk and hang out after noticing the mirror behind Maria.

  6. As a time saving suggestion, Photo Boy, it is completely unecessary to identify Maria Menounos when she is photographed from this angle.

  7. evilstamos

    In every picture like this, there’s a dude in the background with a better view than Patrick Duffy.

  8. “So Maria, I know this might sound strange and unorthodox, but can we do this interview with me standing behind you?”

  9. “You know, I was once the Man from Asslantis.”

  10. “I was also on Dallass.”

  11. “My name IS Patrick DUFFy.”

  12. Robb7

    Aaah, thank you!

  13. “You’ll like MY popcorn better, because it pops up fluffier with less unpopped kernels!”

  14. “I haven’t heard a word you said, but I’m behind you all the way!

  15. sc4play

    From the thumbnail, I thought this was going to be a Prince Charles post! That right there is not saying much for Patrick Duffy!

  16. It’s so good to see Maria’s ass again.

  17. Do you remember the single greatest moment in US television history? It was “a dream, a horrible dream”.

  18. What I wouldn’t do for a shot at dat ass. Beautiful woman!

  19. It’s nice to see her back.

  20. “No, I’m serious. Stop facing me when I’m trying to walk around you.”

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