superficial

  1. “All I need is my distinct set of skills…. and this umbrella.”

  2. JimBB

    Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head…but that doesn’t mean my eyes will soon be turning red…

  3. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    “SHITE! I’ll never go near Melanie Griffith again! That nearly cost me my life!

  4. TheOldMan

    I seem to recall that Neeson said that a “Taken 3″ movie would be “bad parenting.”
    http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/liam-neeson-taken-3/

  5. He’s got that LaBeouf look going on

  6. Arrrrgh… seriously, Taken 3!?

  7. So in this one they took his trench coat?

  8. Jenn

    Taken 3?
    Christ…how many times can someone steal your daughter?

  9. Taken 3 – The Takenest!

  10. Looks like somebody has “taken” a shit on his neck.

  11. Oh God, another one of those movies is being made. Jesus Christ.

  12. malaka

    more like misplaced. amiright??

  13. coljack

    “I just want to make sure I understand the scene. So I’m the toughest guy on the planet. I’ve just beaten up 14 bad guys and landed in this canal by surfing on the suspension of an overturned car that then exploded, but as I walk away, I’m so afraid of sunburn that I open up my umbrella as a parasol?”

  14. Robb7

    Get a fuckin’ alarm system already!!

  15. Swearin

    The Key and Peele valets just exploded on him

  16. dontkillthemessenger

    Taken 3: The Existential Crisis

  17. “I don’t know who you are, but I would like 7 shots of tequila”

  18. “I’m killing in the rain….Just killing in the rain!”

  19. Taken 3 with a Vengeance

  20. I loved the first two. I’m game for this one.

  21. PassingTrue

    Maybe Taken 3 is an IRS movie. Keeps it fresh. Right Mr. Snipes?

  22. Dude, I can’t punch a starved gerbil and even I have a higher no-family-members-kidnapped rating than this guy.
    Unless this chapter is about his raincoat.

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