Is that his little pecker sticking out of his fly?
Kermit taught him the finger-out-of-the-fly trick.
Alternate joke: That’s actually Sasha Dabinsky, the one-armed violinist.
+1 for you sir
Hollywood Nights reference FTW.
No, there’s no more room in the van Mister.
How dare you compare Jason Segel to Chris Brown! Chris Brown is a violent abuser of women, and Jason Segel is a talented puppete . . . wait, no, you were right.
Is this the part where he gives everyone “The Dating Game” kiss?
“I was in Miss Piggy up to there!”
He’s actually the valet.
Excellent Count Dracula impersonation.
Segel, Who’s Known to Fuck Muppets
Jason walks into the premiere of his latest movie with his arm around his imaginary date
How many fucking people are in this thing? And what is this thing?
On a brighter note, who is the hot ginger on the right?
Mike — SLC Punk.
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Jason Segel at the premiere of Jeff, Who Lives At Home in Los Angeles. (March 7, 2012)