Chris Brown posted this pic of himself with the caption 'What color today?' to Twitter. (March 7, 2012)
Thus effectively sealing the deal on the term ” ****** rich”
Black or blue?
I was gonna say the same.
as was I
This picture makes me smile knowing that 5 years from now he will be dead broke, with an IRS lien of about $5 million for unpaid taxes and god knows what else.
That would be “Slammer Time”.
At least “Hammer don’t hurt ’em.”
you got it. this asshole holds unto his money like he holds unto his woman. like you said 5 years and it’s all gone and this fuck bag will be the anal delight at his local federal prison.
“Damn, they all got female faces dented into them.”
“Now let me think: which one’s got the blood stains inside? Oh, right! ALL of them!”
Ass sphincter says what??
Why is he looking at the yellow one that way? Did it peep his phone?
Every day Chris asked “What colour today?” …and every day the mirror answered “Still black, you bastard”
Best. Post. Ever.
Yep he’s a dick!!
“Which flavor of Ramen today?”
– Chris Brown in 10 years
Fucking Instagram. Not even applied properly.
10 years from now a very similar picture will be titled “Highlights of Chris Brown Bankruptcy Auction”
Guess which one I beat the shit out of Rihanna in? C’mooooon!
The best thing I can say about him is I’d rather be him than Snooki.
I’d much rather be snooki… 1,000,000,000 times as much class as that waste of DNA.
Have I beat the shit out of a girl in the yellow one? No. The yellow one it is then.
FUCK YOU CHRIS BROWN YOU PENULTIMATE DOUCHE!
I consider him the ultimate douche. Who do you think is more of a douche?
My guess would be someone who doesn’t know what “penultimate” means and uses it anyway.
Yes…he truly is the second to last douche.
that’s some deep shit there. Unless he just doesn’t know what the word means, in which case it’s not deep…it’s just stupid.
hence the ‘penultimate’ moniker.
Bieber isn’t more of a douche than Chris Brown. Bieber is the antepenultimate douche, making Chris the penultimate. The ultimate Douche is Mel Gibson. I dare you to question my douche logic, sugar tits.
He may have better cars than me, but I have a better camera.
they aren’t his whips, not one of em. not to say that he couldn’t afford them.
They all look either red or orange to me. Not like I have four cars to choose from, but his little comment made it sound like he had a freaking rainbow of cars to choose from. That’s be too obvious though.
That was going to be the run of my comment, too. The styles aren’t much different from each other, either.
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