superficial

  1. “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”

  2. johnq

    stop recycling those dresses maria!

  3. From Breaking Bad to makeup artist for a local spot show? Dayum

  4. My hand would accidentally slip lower, a lot lower.

  5. For some reason, it took me a while to recognize how hot this chick is…

  6. On recorder: I hate her whore ass.

  7. in every picture of a hot woman, there’s jesse in the background shouting “magnets bitch”

  8. Do your Fire Marshall Bill laugh, Maria! Wait, what do you mean that’s your real laugh?

  9. “Step right this way to my one man spanking machine.”

  10. Dayam…what’s left that hasn’t been said? Yum.

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