1. Cara, sweety, my lap is over here….

  2. Yep, those are some stinky fingers.

  3. wow

    Sex, drugs, and ugly lesbians.

  4. Cock Dr

    I give it another month…before Michelle finds another lady with even more imposing eyebrows.

  5. “Who wants to smell my fingers?”

  6. Apparently leaving a nightclub in London looks a lot like sitting on a sidewalk in Berkeley.

  7. coljack

    Theirs is a love story for the ages. Like Romeo and Juliet. Like Tristan and Isolde. Like Forest and Jenny. Or, judging by the picture, like Ronson and Lohan.

  8. browsandbro's

    Poor Cara, she will have lost her looks by 2020 at the rate she’s going.

  9. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    Zuull… Zuul… ZUUL!

  10. Remember, this is a supermodel.

  11. Jade

    Quick, someone grab her head before it starts spinning!

  12. That must be a good toot of coke if her eyes are squinted down like that. Or Michelle farted in the car and Cara is tripping from the fumes.

  13. How in the hell is this woman, and I use the term loosely, a model?

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